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The TRUTH about 2012:

Part 1: Sources of ancient wisdom:

The Mayans Had a Hard Stop On Their Calendar

If there is one piece of proof of the coming 2012 catastrolypse that the Conspiracy has been unable to suppress, it is the well-known end to the Mayan calendar. Or, technically, the end of one of their calendars. Whatever. But this isn't like some issue where they just needed to upgrade to "Mayan Outlook 2007" and get a date fix - their calendar comes to a screeching halt for a reason. Or it resets. Whatever.

Maya Long Count Calendar illustration

The Maya, as you may or may not care, was an advanced Mesoamerican civilization that traces its organized roots back to approximately 1800 BC. The civilization flourished from AD 250 until AD 900, with a vibrant culture, sophisticated architecture and technology, and exceptional achievements in language and the sciences. The Maya civilization mysteriously collapsed sometime around AD 900-1000 - one of the greatest mysteries in modern archaeology. Contrary to common belief, the collapse of the Maya had nothing to do with Spanish Conquistadors, Aztecs or various common intestinal illnesses.

The Maya (or "Mayans") were unquestionably highly sophisticated in their understanding of astronomy and its relation to seasonal cycles. The Maya used a number of different cyclical calendars, including the 260-day Tzolk'in and the 365-day Haab' which were used together to provide relative dates; while their historical dates were recorded using a system commonly called the Long Count. (Interestingly, the Long Count calendar is one of the first recorded uses of the mathematical concept of a "zero" or placeholder number - an innovation Western cultures did not adopt for many years.) Other Maya calendars in sometime use included those with intervals of 9, 13 or 819 days. History does not record if there was a Maya equivalent to the Hallmark Corporation but if there was, they clearly made a killing.

Maya Long Count Calendar photo example

The Maya concept of the world was cyclical in nature: cycles of death and rebirth. The combination of the Tzolk'in and Haab coincided every 52 years - at the time, significantly longer than the average person's lifespan - and this rare occurrence was seen as a time of bad luck. Like some other mesoamerican cultures, the Maya believed that their existence was tenuous and subject to continued approval from (and sacrifice to) their gods who might at any time end their world and start anew. The Long Calendar dates "roll over" every 144,000 days.

Enough with boring history and math - let's get to where ancient books of prophecy come in.

According to one post-decline Mayan mythology book called the Popol Vuh, the gods had run through a number of these cycles, each time reinventing the world but ultimately finding their creation unsatisfactory and starting again. The fourth of these great cycles (the Fourth World, the age of humans) began at a certain point in the Long Count calendar. The next time the calendar cycles through - and hence ripe for a new cycle to begin is - wait for it - DECEMBER 21, 2012. This is the time for the Fifth Age to begin - whether through the destruction of the Fourth World or its transformation into something else is unknown. Frankly, if we were the gods, we would look at this Fourth Age of Men and after watching only an hour or two of basic cable television, we would pretty quickly conclude things had gone terribly wrong and it was time for starting over, too.

Now, for most reasonable people, the fact that a book of mythology from a vanished ancient culture predicted a new historical cycle would be enough to convince them of impending doom. However, when you add to that the overwhelming weight of similar ancient predictions, the undeniable link to the 26,000-year precession of equinoxes and proliferating modern signs of impending catastrolypse, the evidence becomes so overwhelming that it is so true that it goes off the scale of trueness to something entirely new like ... HYERULTRATRUENESS TO THE INFINITY POWER. Even the ninja-like-megatrueness of the 2012 catastrolypse.

Unfortunately, the Conspiracy is busy at work trying to keep people from understanding the supergigatrueness. "Scientists" make pathetic claims like "We have no record or knowledge that [the Maya] would think the world would come to an end" or that the 12/21/2012 prophecy is "a complete fabrication and a chance for a lot of people to cash in."

Fortunately, those of us in the Know are immune to the lies of the Conspiracy and can do what is necessary to begin panicking early and often.

Part 2: Evidence of the coming catastrolypse:

The Fearsome Symbolism of Denver International Airport

Denver International Airport is the tenth busiest airport in the world, with more than 51 million people annually passing through its terminals on their way to somewhere less cold. Since its opening in 1995, the airport has been the subject of many controversies: its malfunctioning automated baggage system; its construction delays and cost overruns; and its uncanny penchant for being snowed in.

But it turns out that what you or I thought of as a simple airport is in fact a key part of the New World Order's plan for controlling the planet - or at least making sure that it gets delayed whenever taking connecting flights on United. Information available on the web informs us that:

While the conspiracy tries to "debunk" the facts, for the rest of us the connection to the coming 2012 catastrolypse is obvious. The clues are hidden in plain sight: within the airport's signature architectural feature, the visually stunning white tension fabric roof. Those behind the conspiracy would have you believe that the spires were designed to evoke the image of the Rocky Mountains to the West. However, by simply connecting the dots of the spires, we see the hidden message.

Denver International Airport
Connect the Dots! =

Clearly now we see the link between the dark plot to enslave the world in 2012 and the dark plot to sign every available free agent in Major League Baseball - even the washed-up ones - just so the Red Sox can't get them. Note that this is no mere "fringe" "conspiracy" "theory" - there is extremely detailed and well documented evidence that the Steinbrenner family, owner of the New York Yankees, is deeply involved in the 2012 conspiracy. (NOTE: the corporate media and Internet conglomerates may have blocked this website by the time you read it.).

The signs are adding up that powerful forces are arrayed against the free people of the world. And also the other teams in the American League East.

Part 3: Evil agents behind the conspiracy:

More Unnecessary Sequels: The Fourth Reich

Adolf Hitler

When looking for the true evil conspiracy behind the coming 2012 catastrolypse, the first place to look is obviously: the Nazis. Don't let their apparent defeat 65 years ago at the hands of Dwight D. Eisenhower, Josef Stalin or Indiana Jones fool you: they are very much around and still plotting to take over the world, enslave non-Aryan peoples and force everyone to purchase Volkswagens. They just appear to be taking their time about it.

The Nazis are astonishingly still around - just like Blockbuster Video

The Corporate Media perpetuates the myth that the danger of the Third Reich purportedly ended in 1945 with flimsily documented events like Hitler's death; Germany's capitulation and subsequent partition for 44 years; the capture of the Nazi regime's surviving leaders and their suicides or imprisonment or execution after the Nuremberg trials; and the decades-long search for Nazi escapees. Dupes of the Corporate Media and their (potentially alien) overlords will also spew bunk like saying that if the Nazis had massive hidden resources and advanced secret weapons, they might have used them to do something trivial like "win World War II." However, those with an eye for the truth know better.

Nuremberg trial

Just take a quick look around the truthiness-saturated Internets and you will find clear evidence of the Nazis' survival. These include the insidious "Operation Paperclip" in which Nazi scientists were secreted away and the Gestapo was absorbed by the CIA; the "Boys from Brazil" secret defection of Nazis to South America (note: if you search for "Boys from Brazil" on Google, turn the image search to "safe" mode); and the sinister plots to save Hitler's brain and/or clone Hitler's feet.

The Fourth Reich

You may be thinking, "a fourth reich? I have trouble keeping track of the first three." While this is a common problem, it's vital to understand what the "fourth reich" conspiracy is and how the Nazi collaboration with the New World Order may culminate in a 2012 world takeover. According to Wikipedia, "This neo-Nazi conspiracy is said to be animated by an 'Iron Dream' in which the American Empire, having overthrown its Zionist Occupation Government, gradually establishes the Fourth Reich, formally known as the 'Western Imperium,' a pan-Aryan world empire modeled after Adolf Hitler's New Order and the religious aspects of Nazism, as the best hope for the survival of Western civilization under the threat of the Judeo-Masonic conspiracy." Got all that?

But who are the conspirators behind this fourth reich to come? Will this modern German reich result in wholesale destruction and enslavement of humanity? Or will they just promote St. Pauli Girl beer and make Amtrak finally run on schedule? Possibly both. So what, really, is the fourth reich?

So to be honest it looks like the whole Fourth Reich thing is really disorganized and just not getting it done in terms of having a really solid plan to enslave the world by 2012. Frankly these groups all need to buy DayPlanners and maybe hold some touch-base calls every so often, o r they are totally going to get left behind by the other sinister organizations that are really focused on their 2012 plans - like the Illuminati, the Freemasons, and the Girl Scouts. But you didn't hear about that last one from us.

Part 4: Vehicle of Earth's destruction or salvation:

We're In Deep Shift In 2012

Among the numerous giganto-catastrolypses facing the earth in 2012, one of the best known is the Earth's incipient polar shift. Through a variety of methods - some involving actual math and numbers - many 2012 researchers have pinpointed 2012 as the date for a polar reversal with the potential to devastate the planet, obliterate civilization and cause a statistically significant increase in airline delays in and out of Chicago O'Hare airport.

The Bizarro Code Bizarro World

But what does a polar shift really mean? The term may refer to one of two different phenomena, either or both of which could literally turn the world upside down. This would turn the Earth into a "Bizarro World" where the sun rose in the West, up was down, dogs and cats lived together in harmony, Canadians were rude, the Washington Redskins won the NFC East and the band Nickelback didn't suck.

Pole Shift Hypothesis 1: Magnetic Reversal

It is a well-known scientific phenomenon that Earth's magnetic poles periodically shift - turning the magnetic "North" pole into the "South" pole and vice-versa. This event, known as a geomagnetic reversal or magnetic polar shift, occurs with varying regularity throughout Earth's history, ranging from frequent shifts every 250,000 years to long "superchrons" in which no polar shift is seen for up to 50 million years.

The Earth's last magnetic field reversal occurred 800,000 years ago, making us either 550,000 years overdue or 49.2 million years early. However, the combination of recent scientific data and good old fashioned hysteria have helped 2012 researchers pinpoint the due date for the next reversal as - wait for it - December 21, 2012.

Much of the concern over magnetic flips is driven by scientists themselves: the Sun reverses its own magnetic field every 11 years, and astronomers have identified its next upcoming change as taking place in 2012. Then research data about changes in the Earth's magnetic field published in 2002 began to drive wide speculation. The PBS series Nova fretted over whether the Earth's magnetic field was beginning to change or even disappearing entirely. Even the UK newspaper The Guardian - from a country known for its level-headed reasonableness and drunken fistfights during soccer games - declared in a banner headline "Sun's rays to roast Earth as poles flip."

This sounds like a pretty open and shut case for a Super Sized Value Meal of Magnetic Pole Reversal Doom in 2012. But the sinister misinformationists at NASA would have you believe that "during a magnetic flip ... Reversals take a few thousand years to complete, and during that time--contrary to popular belief--the magnetic field does not vanish. It just gets more complicated ... A south magnetic pole might emerge over Africa, for instance, or a north pole over Tahiti. Weird. But it's still a planetary magnetic field, and it still protects us from space radiation and solar storms." Or so they would have you believe.

Pole Shift Hypothesis 2: Physical Reversal

If you feel that magnetic reversal sounds too gradual, predictable and even plausible, then this is the theory for you. Even more frightening is the concept of a cataclysmic pole shift in which the Earth's rotational axis physically changes.

Most proponents of the physical reversal theory believe that in 2012 the Earth may slip onto its side or completely alter its axial spin. Even a casual glance of the Internets will demonstrate the overwhelming evidence for a coming polar shift.

Earth's core and magnetic field

One website focused on helping those in the greater Scranton, PA area survive warns us that a catastrophic physical pole shift is imminent due to the return of the rogue 12th planet (see our coverage). The site predicted all this would occur in 2003, but I don't think that's any reason to discredit its scientific reasoning or excellent advice on saving seeds for post-apocalyptic gardening. (Fortunately, another site dedicated to the Pole Shift - inspired by the author's "astonishing" visions while having a bad case of the flu - informs us that the predictions of a pole shift for May 15, 2003 were just "misinformation by Shadow people to confuse all of us," meaning that you still haven't missed the chance to wear that special outfit you had picked out just for an extrasolar collision and global catastrophe.)

Another prediction is that the pole shift will cause everyone in New York City to instantaneously fall 2,000 feet to their deaths. This data comes from the highly trained and well-grounded professional geologists populating the "AboveTopSecret.com" 2012 forums warn of the results. Get it? Well grounded? Geologists? Oh, forget it.

According to famed 2012 researcher Patrick Geryl, "Scientifically [pole shift] can only be explained by the fact that the earth will start rotating in the opposite direction, together with a huge disaster of unknown proportions." Now, "unknown proportions" sounds vague to us - for example, is it bigger than a breadbox? Fortunately for those concerned with quantifying their doom, Patrick states clearly that "life after a polar reversal is nothing but horror, pure unimaginable horror ... The earth will be subjected to total destruction. It will be many times worse than my description. Terrible hunger, cold and pain, and more will rule your daily life: without hope of a quick recovery, because all knowledge and resources will have been completely destroyed." This definitely sounds bigger than a breadbox. Fortunately Patrick also mentions that you can buy his books to learn how to survive the catastrophe - or at least make sure your good china is bolted down when the Earth's rotation stops and life becomes an unending misery much like watching reruns of "Mama's Family."

Carl Peterson, Patriot

One man who has tirelessly warned of the impending pole shift in 2012 is Carl Petersen (visionary, tax exile and seller of portable sawmilling equipment) at his website www.poleshift2012.com. Petersen, following the theories of Charles Hapgood, warns us that the weight of ice at the Earth's poles may cause the planet to tilt over. This, combined with the tides created by the moon and the sun, will pull on the lava underneath the ground - something about the center of the planet spinning faster than the crust - something about the abolition of income taxes - OK, I got lost before the end of the explanation.

But that's not important right now. What is important is that Carl isn't just whining about impending doom, he's doing something about it. Carl has identified the place on the planet where you can go to survive the catastrophes of the future, and do it in style. Carl is seeking like-minded visionaries to help him build a post-apocalyptic society on the island of Santos in the tiny Pacific nation of Vanuatu. From there, you can live in protection from disasters, enjoy perfect weather and cheer on the Vanuatu national cricket team. And also experience the occasional magnitude 7+ earthquake.

Predictably, scientists have dutifully served the conspiracy by making outrageous claims such as that polar shift is an incredibly rare phenomenon which has take place only a few times in the history of the solar system, and appears in no way likely to recur on Earth.

While so-called "scientists" with so-called "advanced degrees" from so-called "accredited universities" may try to brainwash the public with their so-called "facts," those of us in the know are on to their little game. While the particular cause or effects of the coming planetary shift may be subject to debate, the fact that we are all pretty much hosed remains incontrovertible.

Part 5: How you can save yourself (or die more efficiently):

Go To Your Happy Place

Any of you who have seen the popular documentary "2012" will know that when the catastrolypse strikes, worldwide devastation on an epic scale will ensue. Even a smaller catastrophe like a simple massive cometary impact could cause significant inconvenience to those living in the areas destroyed by hypersonic shock waves. What can you do to avoid either - and hopefully both - of these outcomes?

Where do researchers claim you can be safe?

Many researchers have posed their thoughts on where you can weather the death-a-palooza, then cheerfully emerge into a post-apocalyptic world not unlike the video game "Fallout." Where do the authorities point us to?

With so many conflicting theories on where to go on 12/21/2012, what can a savvy survivalist do?

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