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The TRUTH about 2012:

Part 1: Sources of ancient wisdom:

The secret identity of Fulcanelli?

Fulcanelli: Morning of the Magicians, Twilight of Alchemy, Late Snack of Doom

The Cross of Hendaye (CLICK HERE TO SEE OUR FULL ARTICLE) is a key link in the evidence pointing to a 2012 end-of-the-world catastrolypse. The modern fame of the Hendaye cross is largely due to the work of "Fulcanelli," a shadowy figure purported to be a French mystic and alchemist. Fulcanelli's true identity has been hotly debated over the years, argued over by learned scholars of alchemy, students of The DaVinci Code and, for some reason, Frank Zappa. No, seriously.

Another secret identity?

Speculation over the years has included that he may have been a well-known physicist, a member of the French royal family, an artist and occultist, or even one of the "Sweathogs" from the TV show Welcome Back Kotter.

What do we know about Fulcanelli?

Two books about alchemy were published in France during the 1920s under Fulcanelli's name, the most famous being "The Mystery of the Cathedrals" (or Les anoraks sur le loup-garou in the original French). Other publications attributed to Fulcanelli include Dwellings of the Philosophers (or Les pamplemeuses de Jean-Luc Picard) and a final unpublished work "Finis Gloriae Mundi" or "End of the World's Glory," co-written with his protege Eugene Canseliet.

Occult authorities tell many stories about the elusive master alchemist, including unconfirmed tales such as:

Fulcanelli's fame ballooned in 1960 with the publication of "Morning of the Magicians" (or Quel dommages les pommes sont mauvaises in the original French), which provided a popular exploration of modern occult theories and philosophies for a mass audience and featured the Fulcanelli mythos prominently. This popularization led to a resurgence of interest in Fulcanelli's analysis of alchemical symbology as it could purportedly be found hidden throughout the world.

Remind me again why we care?

In his works, Fulcanelli described how the symbols of alchemy were secretly encoded into the Great Cross of Hendaye, a monument now found at an obscure church in southern France. As decoded by Fulcanelli, the Hendaye cross shows that ancient alchemists were able to tie together their knowledge of the cosmos with that of the Biblical Book of Revelations and the Hindu Yuga system of cosmology to calculate the approaching end of the world.

According to leading 2012 researcher Jay Weidner, the secret geometry of the Great Cross displays hypercubes, vortexes and tetrahedrons which allow us to directly calibrate the end of our current age. Following on the ancient knowledge of the alchemists, the Bible and the Hindus, we are warned that the birth of an entirely new age of humanity is upon us. To be honest I didn't completely follow it, but it looks like actual math is involved, so I'm pretty sure we should go along with it.

Part 2: Evidence of the coming catastrolypse:

The Fearsome Symbolism of Denver International Airport

Denver International Airport is the tenth busiest airport in the world, with more than 51 million people annually passing through its terminals on their way to somewhere less cold. Since its opening in 1995, the airport has been the subject of many controversies: its malfunctioning automated baggage system; its construction delays and cost overruns; and its uncanny penchant for being snowed in.

But it turns out that what you or I thought of as a simple airport is in fact a key part of the New World Order's plan for controlling the planet - or at least making sure that it gets delayed whenever taking connecting flights on United. Information available on the web informs us that:

While the conspiracy tries to "debunk" the facts, for the rest of us the connection to the coming 2012 catastrolypse is obvious. The clues are hidden in plain sight: within the airport's signature architectural feature, the visually stunning white tension fabric roof. Those behind the conspiracy would have you believe that the spires were designed to evoke the image of the Rocky Mountains to the West. However, by simply connecting the dots of the spires, we see the hidden message.

Denver International Airport
Connect the Dots! =

Clearly now we see the link between the dark plot to enslave the world in 2012 and the dark plot to sign every available free agent in Major League Baseball - even the washed-up ones - just so the Red Sox can't get them. Note that this is no mere "fringe" "conspiracy" "theory" - there is extremely detailed and well documented evidence that the Steinbrenner family, owner of the New York Yankees, is deeply involved in the 2012 conspiracy. (NOTE: the corporate media and Internet conglomerates may have blocked this website by the time you read it.).

The signs are adding up that powerful forces are arrayed against the free people of the world. And also the other teams in the American League East.

Part 3: Evil agents behind the conspiracy:

The Bavarian Illuminati: Will 2012 Bring Mandatory Lederhosen?

Illuminati founder Adam Weishaupt

When looking at the groups that may be behind the coming 2012 catastrolypse and doom-a-thon, one of the most frequently mentioned likely conspirators is the elusive secret society known as the Illuminati. While it may sound innocent like a new kind of Italian sports car or a high-tech flashlight with built-in MP3 player, it is in fact a sinister cabal which has dedicated itself to clandestine operation in the service of a new world order for hundreds of years. And not in a good way.

Springtime for the Illuminati

The "Bavarian Illuminati" was a society founded on May 1 1776 in Ingolstadt, Upper Bavaria, by a professor named Adam Weishaupt. The group called itself the "Order of Perfectibilists," and modeled its structure after that of the freemasons but with a greater emphasis on secrecy and hiding its members' identities. The group was influenced by many of the common Enlightenment ideals of the age including Deism, empiricism and the abolition of monarchies.

Illuminati founder Adam Weishaupt, Zombie Litigant

But Weishaupt also had a more radical vision of the future where man had been "perfected" and lived in harmony with nature, freed from government and organized religion. (Little-known fact: nearly 200 years later, Weishaupt would rise from the grave as a zombie to sue John Lennon for copyright infringement over the lyrics to the song Imagine.)

The Illuminati grew over time to include many notable German intellectuals of the day, and drew many of its members from Masonic lodges. It reportedly had more than 10,000 members at its height. However, in 1784 the ruler of Bavaria banned all secret societies. Weishaupt was exiled, the group was infiltrated by government agents, and by 1785 it had ceased to exist in its original form.

But the image of the Illuminati - with its secretive ways, elusive membership and stridently anti-religion, anti-government philosophies - lived on in many conspiracy theories long after after the organization itself had disappeared. In 1797 a Jesuit priest (unsurprisingly not a huge fan of the anti-religion Illuminati) published claims that the French Revolution had secretly been directed by the hidden group. (After this was revealed, no emperor of France ever sent a Christmas card to the Illuminati again.) The 1921 book World Revolution, the Plot Against Civilization ascribed to the Illuminati every revolution over the previous 130 years, possibly even including the Industrial Revolution and the Evolution Revolution. The founder of the right-wing John Birch Society once publicly claimed that the Illuminati controlled both sides in the Vietnam War, which seems like terrible indecisiveness to me. Claims of Illuminati plans for world domination have proliferated dramatically in the past 30 years, including many suggestions of an Illuminati hand behind the New World Order which will enslave the globe in 2012.

Great Seal of the United States - an Illuminati reference?

Some readers might suggest that there is no hard evidence that the Illuminati survived beyond 1785 as a group, and that conspiracy theorists have inexplicably attributed vast global powers to what was in fact a tiny regional debating society which has been defunct for more than two centuries. These readers are wrong, and stupid. And they smell like poo-poo.

You be Illin'-luminati

But who are the modern Illuminati? Speculation ranges widely, including:

So what do we really know? By taking this research and evaluating it critically, we know that the Illuminati are a society of Jewish bankers, born-again Christian politicians and black hip-hop moguls. Their methods include faked terrorist attacks, global economic sabotage, and alterations of the US one-dollar bill. They are dedicated to bringing on the 2012 apocalypse, dominating the MTV video charts through intimidation and assassination, posting "pro-Hedwig" materials on Harry Potter fan sites, and mercilessly harassing sawmill entrepreneurs. If that doesn't clinch the case for 2012, I'm not sure what does.

Part 4: Vehicle of Earth's destruction or salvation:

Approaching Doom From the Rogue Planet Nibiru

I think we can all agree that if there is one government agency that is most engaged in nefarious projects executed in the utmost secrecy, it is NASA. Can they really expect us to believe they spend hundreds of millions of dollars launching space shuttles to deliver exercise machines and 2nd graders' science projects into orbit? Given NASA's $18 billion annual budget, the rest of the money must be going somewhere besides bulk purchases of Tang. Clearly NASA is up to something ... and what could be more central to their mission than covering up the imminent collision with the earth of a rogue planet?

Nibiru

Modern Earthlings were first made aware of the unavoidable close encounter between Earth and a rogue planet via Wisconsin-based Nancy Lieder, who receives messages from extraterrestrials from the Zeta Reticuli star system and has her own website. After faking out the authorities by predicting a May 2003 collision which did not occur, the Zeta aliens revealed the arrival of "Planet X" would be later ... perhaps even in 2012. Coincidence? Not bloody likely.

Many 2012 researchers have made the logical conclusion that the "Planet X" nobody has yet definitely identified is the same as the "Planet Nibiru" originally described by researcher Zecharia Sitchin, which nobody has definitely identified either. Sitchin translated ancient Sumerian texts and discovered that their ancient gods were in fact aliens from a rogue planet called "Nibiru" which intersects with Earth's orbit every 3,600 years. This regular transit allows the Anunnaki (Sumerian gods) to visit with earthlings as it passes through the solar system. The Mayan calendar end date of December 21, 2012 is based on the return of one of the Nibiru "gods," known to the Mayans as Quetzlcoatl. Sitchin himself has claimed that the Mayan calendar has been misunderstood and Nibiru's next return will not occur until 2087, but I think we all know better.

Nibiru in the solar system

Eventually, other 2012 researchers began exploring this heretofore unknown rogue planet and found shocking evidence of confirming Nibiru's imminent arrival. Some of these proofs are known to contain actual math and numbers - which is the same thing as science. Upon its arrival, what will happen? To quote the Bible, "ye are all totally f***ed." According to SurvivingNibiru.com, potential effects include: earthquakes; super volcanoes; 200+ mph winds worldwide; and "a quick pole shift will take place, causing the oceans to rush over the continents." Other possible effects include the Earth's rotation stopping; nuclear winter; global warming; and the Washington Redskins reaching the NFL playoffs because all the other teams have been killed by the oceans rushing over the continents.

Fearing the wrath of the authorities conspiring to cover up Nibiru's return, even this website attempts to stem the imminent worldwide chaos due to Nibiru's passage with cleverly worded disclaimers like "SurvivingNibiru.com, nor does anyone else know one way or the other if Nibiru is Real or not. You will not find any DATA on this website, or hear where we tell you in a video that Nibiru is coming." However, it's pretty clear that everyone knows that a.) Nibiru is coming and will cause massive worldwide devastation, b.) NASA is instrumental in the coverup; and c.) Daniel Snyder is an even worse NFL owner than Al Davis. READ BETWEEN THE LINES, PEOPLE!

Putting all this scientific knowledge together, the hopes for the Earth to survive 2012 seem slim indeed.

Part 5: How you can save yourself (or die more efficiently):

Go To Your Happy Place

Any of you who have seen the popular documentary "2012" will know that when the catastrolypse strikes, worldwide devastation on an epic scale will ensue. Even a smaller catastrophe like a simple massive cometary impact could cause significant inconvenience to those living in the areas destroyed by hypersonic shock waves. What can you do to avoid either - and hopefully both - of these outcomes?

Where do researchers claim you can be safe?

Many researchers have posed their thoughts on where you can weather the death-a-palooza, then cheerfully emerge into a post-apocalyptic world not unlike the video game "Fallout." Where do the authorities point us to?

With so many conflicting theories on where to go on 12/21/2012, what can a savvy survivalist do?

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